Just so everyone knows, the 20th (last Monday) was mine and Lincoln's 1 year anniversary!!! I LOVE him soo much!!!
Well I got that job at Manor Care. As a matter of fact I'm fixing to go in. I work the 3-11 shift. I actually really like it there. Most of the people are awesome, and so far I get along with my fellow co-workers. LoL Well I'll get back at you guys later.
~*~Amanda~*~
So I was at Manor Care in Midwest City today applying for a job wiping old people butt for a living. LoL. They interviewed me today, and I have to go take a drug test monday (that I WILL pass), but I'm pretty sure I got the job.
Anyways, My birthday was pretty freakin' SWEET!!! I had lots of fun, and suprisingly, there wasn't any drama....KICK ASS!!! Well I'll hit you guys up later.
~*~Amanda~*~
Well everyone tomorrow is my birthday!!! I'll finally be a legal adult... okay it's not that exciting, but hey, my mom has started treating me like an adult. That's been really cool.
Just in case anyone out there is interested, on January 13th, 2006, I got my CNA!!! I passed my test with a 94%!!! For those who don't know CNA stands for Certifed Nursing Assistant. I'm really excited about that. I can finally put my knowledge to good use. LoL.
~*~Amanda~*~
Well as of last sunday Lincoln and I finished our christmas shopping. Thank god!!! I HATE christmas shopping!!! It's so dumb... Christmas is just another reason for people to load up on crap they don't need or want. The only good thing about this holiday is the time you get to spend with your family. That is, if you get along with your family...LoL
TTFN
~*~Amanda~*~
Stewie (to one of the prostitutes at Cleveland's house): So, is there any tread left on the tires? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?
Lois: Oh, I haven't been on a college campus in years. Everything seems so different.
Stewie: Really? Perhaps if you laid on your back with your ankles behind your ears that would ring a few bells.
Stewie: Let me guess, you picked out yet another colorful box with a crank that I'm expected to turn and turn until OOP! big shock, a jack pops out and you laugh and the kids laugh and the dog laughs and I die a little inside.
(Lois finds a note in Chris's pocket)
Lois: Huh, what's this? You know Stewie, Mommy doesn't usually read things out of Chris's pocket. She's more respectful than that.
Stewie: Whatever helps you sleep at night, bitch.
Stewie: I was under the impression the name of the show was "Kids Say the Darndest Things," not "Old Black Comedians Never Shut the Hell Up."
Meg: Everybody! Guess what I am?
Stewie: Hm, the end result of a drunken back-seat grope-fest and a broken prophylactic?
(Stewie covering up the dead body of Mr. Lockhart by hiding in his blood-covered suit as a police officer drives up.)
Officer: Everything alright here?
Stewie: Oh fine officer, just enjoying the sunset. No law against that, is there?
Officer: What happened to your shirt?
Stewie: Oh you know, just a pizza party at the office.
Officer: Oh yeah, where do you work?
Stewie: First Fidelity Insurance over on Weybossett Street.
Officer: Oh my cousin Arnie works over there.
Stewie: Oh Arnie's your cousin is he?
Officer: You know him?
Stewie: Oh somewhat, good middle management type. Just sort of blends in with the furniture, though, never really wowed anyone at the office.
Officer: Yeah, that's always been Arnie's problem. Well, take it easy.
Stewie: Yes yes, you too. Oh and if you see Arnie, tell him 'boogity boogity boo.' He'll know what it means.
I love Stewie!!!
~*~Amanda~*~
